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这是个关于几兄弟的故事 This is the story of some brothers
大自然给他们发了一手烂牌 whom nature had not║dealt the best hand.
事实上根本连牌都没给他们发 In fact they hadn't received any cards at all.
但和所有人一样，他们梦想着成大事 But as everyone else, they still dreamed about making it big, about accomplishing something.
还有小事 And also about the smaller things.
如何生存，进而找到生命的目的 How to survive and eventually find a purpose in life.
片名：《男人与鸡》 MEN & CHICKENS
爸，是加百利 Dad. It's Gabriel.
加百利 Gabriel?
您别费劲说话了 It's okay. You don't have to speak.
伊莱亚斯也来了吗？伊莱亚斯晚点儿来 Is Elias coming too?
他也该在这 Elias is coming soon.
我需要他也来这儿 I need him here.
大部分人觉得没问题，部分人会被我坐轮椅的样子吓到 Most people are ok with it, but some people get scared when they see the wheelchair.
曾和我聊天的一个人，看到我的照片马上就下线了 I was chatting with someone the other day and he logged out when he saw my picture.
- 但是很高兴我们能见面 - 你写了你是个心理医生 - But I am glad that we can meet.║- You wrote that you're a psychotherapist?
没错 Yes, I am.
我老做这个梦一遍又一遍，一晚又一晚 Well, I have this recurring dream.║Over and over. Night after night.
我在一个阴暗的房间里，突然一只鸟朝我飞来 I am in a darkened room,║and suddenly a bird flies over to me.
一直长着巨大翅膀还有人脑袋的野鸟 A wild bird with huge wings║and it has a human head.
听起来像个天使║你打断我了 - It sounds like an angel.║- You interrupted me.
希望你别再打断我了 I'd rather you didn't do that again.║It's very rude.
抱歉，但是你跟我见面只是想跟我抱怨你的问题吗？ Sorry. But did you just want to meet║me to talk about your problems?
你什么意思？不，这太可笑了 What do you mean?║No, that's completely absurd.
你以为。。。你不是认真的，对吧？ Do you... You can't be serious, right?
所以我上网找心理医生出来约会，就是为了省了区区一小时，875克郎外加税吗？ You think I'm dating psychotherapists║to save myself a fortune in fees?
这么说太无礼了 That's very offensive.
能别插话让我接着讲完吗？好 May I be allowed to continue║without interruption? Good.
我试着抱那鸟，但它挣脱了 I try to hug this bird,║but it pulls away from me.
然后我发现那是我弟，接着魔鬼抓住了我 Then I discover that it's my brother.║And then something gets hold of me.
我把它打败绑了起来，然后折断它的翅膀 I strike it, hard, and I tie it up,║and then I break its wings.
那声音特别真，就跟切鸡似的 The sound is very realistic.║Like when you cut a chicken into pieces.
然后我强奸了它║鸟还是你弟？ - And then I start raping it.║- Raping the bird or your brother?
你非得这样吗？你现在又来插嘴 That's what I said. Would you let it go?║And you interrupted me again.
你要一直这样插话，那你这个心理医生真是差劲透了，你的工作是倾听 You're a really bad therapist if you║always interrupt. Your job is to listen.
你们做轮椅的是不是总是喜欢这样插嘴啊？ Do people in wheelchairs║always interrupt like this?
哦 Ow!
哦，哦，哦！ Ow, ow, ow!
喂，您好，哪位？║是加百利 - Yes, hello. Who is it?║- It's Gabriel.
加百利？嘿║我从医院打来的，伊莱亚斯 - Gabriel? Hi.║- I'm calling from the hospital, Elias.
你得来一趟║你在那儿我就去 - You have to come.║- I'd like to, if you're there.
你还好吗？我又在。。。约会 Are you feeling well?║I am on a date... again.
她太正典了，还坐着轮椅 She's pretty tasty. She has wheels on.
爸走了，伊莱亚斯 Dad's dead, Elias.
嘿。。。好啦好啦，伊莱亚斯 Oh... There, there, Elias. There, there.
他最后还是走了 - Then it happened?║- Yes.
而我都没来得及道别 And I didn't even say goodbye.
没关系，坐下吧？ That's alright. Just sit down, okay?
好，伊莱亚斯？你怎么不坐呢？║伊莱亚斯，放开我 Okay, Elias? Just sit down.║Elias, let me go.
该死的，放开我║对不起 - Let go of me, for heaven's sake!║- Sorry.
你有好好洗手吗？ Will you please go wash your hands?
他最后有遗言吗？ So, did he say anything?
没，他给我们留了段视频，咱们得看看 No. He left us a video tape║we have to watch.
咱们该一起看吗？去你家看？ Shall we watch it together? At your place?
爸说这是什么片子了吗？是他租的吗？ Did Dad say what he'd rented?
坦贾也来吗？║我们都分了三个多月了 - Is Tanja coming too?║- It's been over for three months.
所以她也跑了 Oh, so she ran away too.
她想要小孩吗？║你就不能安静会儿吗？ - Did she want children?║- Can you just be quiet?
坦贾离开你也许是好事 Perhaps it's good that Tanja left you too.
她把咱俩分开了，加百利 She split us apart, Gabriel.
你所有的女朋友都偷偷的爱着我 All your girlfriends have been║secretly in love with me.
你要是再告诉他们你生不了孩子。。。 And when you tell them║that you can't have children...
她们会发现我能 Then they start looking at me because I can.
这样我们就能多见两面了║开始了 - So can we see each other a little more now?║- It's starting now.
不用。谢啦 No thanks.
好了 Now it's running.
加百利，伊莱亚斯，如果你们看到这个，那我就是已经被带去见上帝了 Gabriel and Elias, when you see this║I have been called home to God.
过往应该是每个人的人生基石 The past should be a cornerstone║of every human life.
尤其是，像我这样，没有太大的期望 Especially in the case of people like║you, without great prospects
去建立你们 自己的家庭 when it comes to creating a family.
然而实际上关于你们的过往和创造者 The fact is that I have never║told you the truth
我从没告诉过你们身世真相 about your past or your parents.
我不是你们的亲生父亲 I am not your biological father.
你们的亲生父亲叫埃韦利奥 塔纳托斯 Your real father is called Evelio Thanatos.
你们的母亲也不是你们的亲生母亲 And mum was not║your biological mother.
其实你们不是一母所生，伊莱亚斯的母亲死于分娩 In fact, you don't have the same mother.║Elias's mother died in childbirth.
两年后艾埃韦利奥遇到了，加百利，你的的生母，然后你就来到世上 And two years later, Evelio met your mother,║Gabriel, and you came into the world.
不能在这儿就断了 It can't just stop there.
那我妈呢？后面肯定还有 What about my mother?║There must be more.
我们还是兄弟，我们还有一样的爹对吧？加百利 We're still brothers. We still have║the same father. Right, Gabriel?
这就全说得通了 It makes complete sense.
我早就说我们肯定不是亲兄弟，咱俩长得一点都不像 I've always said that we couldn't be brothers.║We look nothing like each other.
不，我们像。我们就是一个模子刻出来的 Yes, we do.║We're the spitting image of each other.
我们眼睛都是棕色的║你比我高了一头 - And we both have brown eyes.║- You're a head taller than me.
因为我是你大哥║同父异母的哥 - I am your big brother.║- You are my half-brother.
现在起，我们只是同父异母的兄弟，记住了 From now on you and me are half-brothers.║Remember that.
哦 Ow.
哦，哦 Ow, ow.
看这个“埃韦利奥 塔纳托斯，丹麦意大利裔，遗传学家” Listen to this:║"Evelio Thanatos, Danish-Italian geneticist."
“干细胞研究领域的先驱之一，现居奥克岛” "One of the pioneers of stem cell research.║Residing on the island of Ork."
-他还健在？-奥克岛，在南部 - Is he still alive?║- Ork, it's in the south.
属于丹麦，至3月1日，现有居民42人 It's part of the commonwealth.║42 inhabitants on the 1st March.
你打算要去那儿？║他是咱们亲爹 - Are you going to go there?║- He's our real father.
是吧，他要真是亲爹，那他怎么从没给你写过信？ So? Why hasn't he written to you,║if he's such a real father?
我必须得去，你待在家里，我会联系你 I have to go. You stay here. I'll call you.
我跟你一起去║你不必非得去 - I'll go with you.║- You don't need to.
咱们把最后这些文件整理好，你能搭末班车回家 Let's sort out the last of the papers,║and then you can catch the last bus home.
你真的想跟你一起去，加百利║不行，伊莱亚斯 - I would really like to come with me.║- No, Elias.
我找不到半点关于我妈的事 I couldn't find anything about my mother.
但是咱爸1966年因为科学上的争议 Our father was expelled from║the science academy in 1966
被科学院开除了 because of a scientific dispute.║No further details mentioned.
但很明显这是个相当低调的家庭 But an image emerges of a very║shy and reserved family.
一张照片都没有，真可怜 There are no photos of them,║which I actually think is a good sign.
大概是他被开除情况不太好 It's probably not good that he was expelled.
很多伟大的思想家都被同行排挤 Many great thinkers have been║ostracised by their contemporaries.
哥白尼、特斯拉、斯宾诺莎、达尔文，甚至我都跟学院做斗争 Copernicus, Tesla, Spinoza, Keppler, Darwin.║Even I have struggled with the system.
达尔文是个废物，大蠢货║达尔文不是个大蠢货 - Darwin was a loser. An idiot.║- Darwin was no idiot.
就是他只不过走运找对了思路 He was just lucky he hit on the right idea.
要是他在一个错的理论上花了15年，他还能出名吗？ If he'd spent 15 years working on the wrong║thesis, would he have been so famous?
物种那事，他纯粹就是撞大运碰上了 It was pure luck that he stumbled over║the whole species thing.
爱因斯坦相对论那套，也是这样 Like with Einstein, and his theory of relativity.
爱因斯坦拿了诺贝尔物理学奖║对，1921年 - Einstein won the Nobel Prize in physics.║- Yes, in 1921.
物理学界最弱鸡的一年，全是傻子 Slowest year ever in the world of physics.║They're all fools.
你意识不到，那是因为你太好骗了 You just can't see it, because you're so naive.
又来了。靠右进岔道 It's time again. Just pull over up here.
哦，哦，哦！ Ow, ow, ow!
哦！ Ow!
嘿，我们能带车上船吗？ Hello. Can we still get on?
不巧没地方了║下一班船什么时候？ - Sorry, there's no more room.║- When does the next ferry sail?
我们每周一周四开船，不过可以车停这里，你们买乘客票 We sail Monday and Thursday. You can park║there and buy some tickets to ride on foot.
他们船怎么这么小？凭什么只有我们不能走？ How can you have such a small ferry?║Why can't we fit on it, Gabriel?
说什么她先来的，真是世界上最烂的理由 That's the world's worst argument,║that she was here first.
我弟的车比规定轻274公斤 My brother's car weighs 274 kg less║than the maximum weight specified.
埃韦利奥是岛上的传奇，他明年就100岁了 Evelio is a legend on the island.║He'll be 100 next year.
是啊是啊，他老婆怎么样？║这我不清楚 - Yeah, yeah. And what about his wife?║- I don't know anything that.
他肯定是有过几个║几个？ - I think he's had a few over the years.║- A few?
我是当了医生以后才认识他的 I know him because of my medical practice.
那他还好吗？ But he's fine?
还好。他们还住在那边那个旧疗养院里 Yes. They still live up on the hill║in the old sanatorium.
他娶过几个老婆？║他是个疯子，就会躲着 - And how many wives has he had?║- He's crazy, that guy. He's hiding from me now.
这是伊莱亚斯║你好 - Elias.║- Hello.
你们跟埃韦利奥具体什么关系？ How exactly are you related to Evelio?
我们是他儿子║龙生九子 - We're his sons.║- The apple and the tree, and all that.
所以不能说我们是残次品。如果你有女儿的话 You couldn't say we're bad catches.║If you happen to have any daughters.
他现在把头伸出窗户了。喂！我在和你说话 Now he sticks his head out the window.║Hello! Hey, I'm talking to you!
不，不，不，怎么能有人住哪？却没和任何一个人同睡！ No, no, no, how can anyone live here?║There's no one to sleep with around here.
谢谢你让我们搭车，英格丽德 Thanks for the lift, Ingrid.
伊莱亚斯,最好你在这儿等║为啥？ - Elias, it's probably best you wait here.║- Why?
别吓着他们║怎么会吓到他们？ - Just so they don't become frightened.║- Why would they be frightened?
那些都是老人，咱俩一块去目标太大了 They're old people. Maybe it'd be a bit much║if we go in together.
和她一路，我得去借用厕所 Well, I'm going to have to use the toilet again║after all that. With her.
你就不能去树后面解决吗？ Can't you just go behind that tree there?
你在这把风，就跟咱俩小时候一样 And then you can keep watch out here.║Like when we were little.
你保证回来找我？║是的，我保证 - You promise you'll come and get me?║- Yes, I promise.
需要帮忙吗？ Can I help you?
出什么事了？没什么 - Is there something wrong?║- No, no, no!
我找埃韦利奥.塔纳托斯。他住这儿吗？ I'm looking for Evelio Thanatos.║Does he live here?
对，但是他得了传染病，在睡觉 Yes, but he's got an infection, so he's sleeping.
谢谢光临║什么传染病？ - Thank you for coming.║- What kind of infection does he have?
-昏睡病 -昏睡病？那很严重 - Trypanosomiasis.║- Trypanosomiasis? That's very serious.
有没有做个分子生物学检查，看看物种特异性参数 Has he had a molecular-biological test║of the species-specific parameters?
你是医院的人吗？║不。我。。。你是谁？ - Are you from the hospital?║- No, I... Who are you?
我是格雷戈尔，他儿子。有什么问题吗？ I am Gregor, his son.║Is there something wrong with that?
没有，完全没有，只是。。。 No no. Not at all. It's just because...
我认为我也是他的儿子 I'm also his son. I think.
我叫加百利 My name is Gabriel.
弗朗兹 Franz!
要是医院的人就叫他们滚，让他们拿市政府批文来 If it's the hospital, tell them to go.║The need permission from the council!
弗朗兹，快来！ Franz, come here!
请长话短说，║加百利。他不是医院的 - Short summary, please.║- His name's Gabriel. He's not from the hospital.
但他问我们有没有给父亲做个分子生物学检查 But he asked if we tested the molecular║biology of father's infection.
这我就觉得不对劲了║请不要打搅我们 - That set off my alarm.║- Leave us alone.
父亲他现在状态不好。还在睡觉 Dad feels bad. He's sleeping.║This is private property.
他还说他是我们的兄弟║对啊，你们看 - He also says that we are all brothers.║- Yes. Let me show you.
这是。。。你们的兄弟，伊莱亚斯。他现在路边等着 That's your brother, Elias.║He's waiting by the road.
边上这个是你？║是，这是我。当时两岁 - Is that you?║- Yes, that's me. I'm two years old there.
伊莱亚斯是5岁 There's me. And Elias was five.
你怎么长端正了？ So how come you look so good now?
整形修复手术，我做了四回 Cosmetic reconstructive surgery.║I've had four operations.
为啥我们只有做了一次，弗朗兹？ Why have we only had one then, Franz?
因为一次效果也可以了║那话太主观了。。。 - Because one is sufficient.║- Yes, that seems... It's very subjective...
你是说我弟丑吗？║没，没有 - Are you saying my brother is ugly?║- No, no.
- 你打断我 - 对，你是对的 - You interrupted me.║- Yes, you're right.
不要打断我 Please don't interrupt.
冲突解决。回医院去吧，你没我们的把柄 There, the conflict is resolved. Off you go back║to the hospital. You have nothing on us.
你怎么流鼻血了？║没事，走吧 - Why is your nose bleeding?║- It's nothing. Come on, we're going.
谁把你鼻子打流血了，告诉我，我不会把他们怎么样 Who gave you the bloody nose?║Just tell me. I'll won't hurt them.
我摔了一跤，你什么也别干 No, I fell. You mustn't do anything.
是父亲打的吗？║不是。他在睡觉 - Did the dad do it?║- No, he was sleeping.
有车来了 Someone's coming.
我看着像是辆宝马，你晚上眼神好 It's a BMW, I think. You're the one║with the good eyes.
他看见我们了 They've seen us.
什么情况？兔子而已 - What was that?║- That was just a rabbit.
这兔子也太他妈大了 That was a fucking big rabbit.
是你姑姑英格丽德说到的那俩人。停车，艾伦 They were the ones Aunt Ingrid║talked about. Stop the car, Ellen.
加百利，加百利！ Gabriel! Gabriel!
不。不。不 No, no, no!
他死了，他死了，他死了 He's dead. He's dead, he's dead...
没事，他啥事没有。都座起来了 No, there's nothing wrong with him.║He's sitting up.
欢迎上岛，我是弗莱明，你们在码头搭我妹妹车 Welcome to the island. My name's Flemming.║My sister gave you a ride from the ferry.
来。。。来给埃伦打个招呼 Come on. Come and meet Ellen.
我们上次在岛上撞车都是差不多40年前的事了 It's about 40 years since we last had an║accident here on the island.
但是埃伦还是害怕出门 But Ellen is still afraid to go out.
她怕被报复，不过我要我说： She's afraid of being subjected to a violent║assault. But as I say:
“暴力没有日益嚣张，世人越来越娇生惯养” "Violence is not getting fucking worse.║People are just becoming bigger whiners."
当市长以前，我出海去墨西哥 Before I became mayor, I went on a║sailing trip to Mexico.
你是这岛上的市长？对，当了32年 - Are you the mayor on the island?║- Yes, 32 years running.
她好正典。坐船回家之前，我把她抢走，咋样？ She's gorgeous. Is it okay if I do║her before we get the boat home?
市长的千金啊 Mayor's daughter.
你们和埃伦先进去，我看看那塔 You can go inside with Ellen.║I'm just going to check on the tower.
什么塔？ - 鹳塔 - What kind of a tower is it?║- It's a stork tower.
岛上有鹳，我和我妹小时候它就在这了 The island has a stork. It came once, when║my sister and I were small.
然后它消失了，我在这儿铺上稻草，以备它万一回来呢 But then it disappeared. I put straw up there║in case it ever comes back.
它不会回来了，它早死了， It's not coming back. It's long dead.
那它的孩子会回来，或者它孩子的孩子会回来，它们总会回来的 Then its children or their children's children║will come. They always come back.
弗朗兹下手是真重 Yes, Franz throws a mean punch,║that's for damn sure.
那几个小子都是。他是拿蹼鸡打你的？ Actually, all those boys do.║Did they beat you with the coot?
不是。是个疣鼻天鹅，或者啥大的禽鸟 No, I think it was a mute swan║or some other large fowl.
好。不然你现在还得躺着呢║他们的母亲也还住在那房子里吗？ - Good, or you'd still be staggering.║- Is their mother living in that house too?
他们都不是一个妈生的 None of them have the same mother.
她们早就死了，至少弗朗兹的妈是的 Plus they all died long ago.║Franz's mother anyway.
据说格雷戈尔和约瑟夫的妈都是生产时死的 And Gregor's and Joseph's mothers║both died in childbirth, they say.
伊莱亚斯的母亲。统计学上来说，这不大可能 As did Elias's mother also.║That's statistically most unlikely.
嗯，就是这样║这儿的老家伙们叫埃韦利奥“致命香肠” Well, there it is. The old here on the island call║Evelio the 'Weiner of Death'.
这边的幽默都相当直接 Well, humour is pretty basic here on the island.
他那个年代的时政闹剧都不怎么样 The summer revue didn't do well, I can tell you.
那疗疗养院里的人全都是疯子 They're all crazy at that sanatorium.
要是你们还有其他亲戚，还是去找他们吧 If you have any family elsewhere,║then visit them instead.
离开这个岛，这岛在消亡，留在岛上的人也会一起消亡的 You should get off this island. It's dying.║People who stay here, die with it.
别再从岛上赶走人了，埃伦 Stop chasing people away║from the island, Ellen.
弗朗兹那几个小伙子很能干，他们只是需要管严一点而已 Franz and the boys are a lot of things.║They just need a firm hand.
弗朗兹在幼儿园干活时，我去当杂工帮忙 I helped out as a handy man, when║Franz was still working in the kindergarten.
埃伦是他们的清洁工 Ellen used to be their cleaning lady.
但后来她突然不干了，因为她和弗朗兹闹僵了 But she stopped because her║and Franz had a falling out.
不是我们闹僵了，是他拿个海狸标本把我砸晕了 We didn't have a "falling out"!║He beat me with a stuffed beaver!
我现在右边嚼东西还困难 I still have difficulty chewing poperly.
这是你的错，埃伦，承认吧 - Who beat you with a beaver?║- You damn well had it coming, Ellen. Admit it.
不，伊莱亚斯，你坐下，等着 No, Elias, no. Just sit down and wait.
别，别，让年轻人去吧 No, no. Leave the young people alone.
来，再吃个马卡龙，埃伦烤的 Take another macaroon. Here.║Ellen baked them.
味道不错吧？ They're good, right?
是我 It's just me.
谁拿动物标本打你的？║这不重要 - Who hit you with an animal?║- It doesn't matter...
不，要是有人拿动物标本打你，我能帮上忙 No. I can help you if someone║is beating you with animals.
这房间挺漂亮的 This is a lovely room you have, isn't it?
不如我给咱们弄点好的║你想现在做？ - How about I make us a nice dinner?║- You want to cook now?
是啊，是啊，你觉得我不行？║我没想过 - Yes, yes. What did you think I meant?║- I hadn't really thought about it.
我刚才我姑家吃的馅饼，所以。。。 But I just had tartlets over║at my aunt's, so...
你到底想干嘛？嗯，我说不出口 - What is it that you want?║- What do I wa... I'm not sure I can answer that...
进展这么快？ They're going all in, huh?
请务必原谅我哥哥，他伤着你了吗？ I must apologize for my brother.║Did he hurt you?
不，我想我只是刚刚吃太多了 No. I just think I've had too much to eat.
你这儿沾了点马卡龙的椰丝 You have some coconut macaroon there.
你这儿也有点儿东西 You also have... something there.
喔，一点儿芦笋 Oh, that's just some asparagus.
你经常烘焙吗？ You bake much?
是，有时间就会做 Yes, when I have the time.
加百利，离她远点，她往人身上吐 Gabriel, come! Just come away from that one.║She throws up on everyone.
离我弟远点，我们可没带换洗衣服 Get away from my brother! We don't║have a change of clothes with us.
滚远点，你这头猪║别这样，伊莱亚斯 - Get away from us, you pig.║- No, Elias.
你这头老母猪 You're an old pig.
我给你保证，她有。。。║哇，好多擀面杖 I can promise you she...║Wow, she's got a lot of rolling pins, huh?
你又做梦了║是，还是老样子 - Dreaming again?║- Yes. Just the usual.
你呢？你还睡不着？║是啊 - What about you? You still don't sleep?║- No.
这真是太令人伤感了 This is just so sad.
1938年疗养院关门时，这岛上有1754人 There were 1,754 people on the island in 1938║when the sanatorium closed.
现在只剩41个人了 Now there are only 41 left.
他们甚至连个教堂都没有教堂，教堂在1984年被烧毁了 They don't even have a church anymore.║It burned down in 1984.
什么人会让自己女儿一顿吃8个奶油馅饼？ What sort of man lets his daughter eat eight║tartlets with cream filling?
他不是个好市长，领导力太差 He is a bad mayor. It's bad leadership.
也许你可以去和咱们的那几个兄弟谈谈 Elias? It might be a good idea if you tried║to talk to our brothers.
你想回去找那几个兄弟？ You want to go back to those brothers?
关于咱们母亲的也事儿，根本说不通 The stuff about our mothers makes no sense.
她们不可能全都是生孩子的时候死的 Of course they couldn't all║have died in childbirth.
这根本是去自杀 This is suicide.
伊莱亚斯很会处理冲突，他们是一路人 Elias is good at this.║He speaks their language.
我知道你们在里头，你们应该能听见我说话 I know you're in there.║And I think you can probably hear me.
我们没有恶意，也不是从医院来的 But we mean you no harm,║and I'm not from the hospital.
弗朗兹，你拿疣鼻天鹅打加百利，我不生你的气 Franz? I'm not mad because you hit║Gabriel with that mute swan.
核心是，我俩是你们的兄弟 That could happen to anyone.║But we're your brothers.
我们和你们一样有权利见我们的亲生父母 So we have just as much right to see║our biological parents as you do.
加百利对我们的母亲们有些疑问，埃韦利奥需要回答 Gabriel has a number of questions about our║mothers which Evelio has to answer right now.
今晚让咱们像成年人一样按照常理行事 Let us behave like adults║and let common sense prevail here tonight.
好，20秒内把门打开 Alright, you have twenty seconds║from to open this door.
不然我们就包围这座房子 Otherwise, the house will be surrounded...
嗨，嗨，那可是纯铁锅！ Hey, hey. That's industrial cast iron!
这锅要是砸着我了。。。 If that pot had hit me...
你干嘛？║你没看见那锅多大个吗？ - What are you doing?║- Did you see the size of that pot?
看见了，你不是认识他们吗？║等他们冷静了咱们再回来 - But you know them.║- We'll come back when they've cooled down.
伊莱亚斯！ Elias!
等一下，格雷戈尔，把锅放下，我也是你兄弟 Now wait a minute. Gregor! Not the pan.║I'm also your brother.
哈喽？能听到我说吧？ Hello?! Can you hear me?
闪开，我来 Give me some room to work.
你他妈拿啥打的我？ What the hell did you hit me with?
擀面杖║干他们？ - A rolling pin.║- A rollerskate?
喔，擀面杖 Oh, a rolling pin.
嗯，别看你打架怂，还他妈挺能打 Well. That's a bit cowardly, but it worked well.
谢了 Thanks.
好了，我想我还是回家找埃伦，再吃点多宝鱼 I'd better get home to Ellen and have dinner.
我们是不是该找个医生给他看看？║闭嘴，格雷戈尔，他没事 - Should we get a doctor to look at him?║- Shut it. He's not in pain.
对，他就应该把茶喝了 No, if he just drinks his tea...
当然，我一定不疼，就是腿没知觉了 Of course I'm not in pain.║I can't feel my legs!
你背部的韧带撕裂了，会好转的 It's the ligaments that support your║back that are torn. They'll heal.
我现在想和我们的父亲谈谈，然后找个人开车送我去医院 I would like to talk to our father now.║And then I want to go to the hospital.
能给你妹妹打个电话吗？║英格丽德？不成 - Can you call your sister?║- Ingrid? No, I can't do that.
好啦，别大惊小怪了，埃韦利奥不是有辆旧轮椅吗？ Just take it easy.║Has Evelio got an old wheelchair?
是，他有好几辆║那就找一辆把他放上去 - Yes, he's got a few.║- Then chuck him into one of them.
再见，弗莱明 Goodbye, Flemming.
你们能解决矛盾真是太好了，一家人就应该待在一起 It's nice to see you've worked it out.║A family should stay together.
如果你们决定留在这儿，就去做个户籍登记 And if you are living here, you should sign the population register.
赶紧回家吧║记得登记，向埃韦利奥问好 - Go home, Flemming.║- Sign up for the register. Say hi to Evelio.
他想让人搬到岛上来想疯了 He's desperate to get people║to move to the island.
因为测绘局会把人口低于40的城市从地图上删除 The Geodetic Institute deletes all cities on║the map with a population below 40.
父亲一般什么时候起床？║他可以睡上一整天 - When does father usually get up?║- He can sleep through the whole day.
你不工作吗？║不工作 - None of you have jobs?║- No.
英格丽德非法把我从幼儿园开除了 Ingrid Abott got me sacked from the kindergarten
她还想强行驱逐我们，我们得小心些 and she wants us evicted.║We have to be careful.
你们是干嘛的？║伊莱亚斯无所事事 - What do you do?║- Elias doesn't do much of anything.
我在大学教哲学和进化心理学 I teach philosophy and evolutionary║psychology at the university.
我还是作家║那你写了什么书？ - And I'm also a writer.║- What are your books about?
我只写了一本，基本上是关于 I've only written one, and it is basically about
人们是如何追取努力追寻答案的 how people are struggling to find answers.
答案？║是的 - Answers?║- Yes.
无论我们是想哲学、科学还是上帝寻求║我们都是在寻找答案 Either using philosophy, science or with║God, we're all looking for answers.
我们一直在尝试 We're all trying together.
你刚说谁在试着干啥？║每个人都在寻找一种意义 - Trying to do what?║- Everyone's trying to find meaning.
什么的意义？║所有事情的意义，生活的意义，不是吗？ - The meaning of what?║- Everything. Of life, right?
我们是谁？我们从哪儿来？ Who we are, and where we come from.
那谁能找到答案，上帝吗？║上帝？不。我们人类自己，所有人一起 - Who's doing this? God?║- God? No, us humans. Everyone.
我们所有人，你和我 All of us human beings. You and me.
听起来不像是慎重考虑过的 You haven't really thought that through.
还不如写本关于奶酪的书║关于奶酪？ - You'd be better off writing a book about cheese.║- About cheese?
你受过任何培训吗？上过学吗？ Have you ever had any education? Or schooling?
你接触过比如科学、哲学或者上帝吗？ Any relationship with science or philosophy?║Or God, for example?
我们养不过头驴，差不多有点类似 We had a donkey once. That's a bit║along those lines, you might say.
赶紧出来，约瑟夫 Come on out, Joseph.
这么大个房子就一间厕所，建的太差了 Such a huge house and only one toilet?║It's very poorly designed. Very poorly.
别在门口守着，你的固执正在使我们新建立的关系紧张化 Get away from the door. You strain our║new relationship with your stubbornness, Elias.
好，好吧，我能感觉到 Yeah ok, fair enough.
楼上有吗？║我们不能去楼上 - What about upstairs?║- We are not allowed upstairs.
父亲不想被打扰。离门远点等着 Father can't be disturbed. Please step away║from the door and await the toilet situation.
那能给我点厕纸吗？这总可以吧？ Can I have some toilet paper?║Would that be ok?
还不错吧，这是我们的种牛，伊萨克八号 He's magnificent, isn't he?║That's our breeding bull, Isaac the Eighth.
爸爸培育的。很棒，是吧？║是，挺好 - Dad bred him. He's magnificent, isn't he?║- He's alright.
他给全欧洲超过43000头母牛提供了精子 He's supplied sperm to more║than 43,000 heifers throughout Europe.
哦，是吗？真的吗？ Oh, okay. Really?
但是它一天真正算得上的能干多少次呢？ But how many times a day can║he do it, when it really counts, eh?
每个月有人从内地过来跟它取种一次║一次都足够多了 They come from the mainland and║take from him once a month. It's plenty.
你们会在这儿待多久？║不知道 - How long are you going to stay?║- I don't know.
我们可能需要点帮助，父亲的状况不太好 We could use a little help.║Dad is really not healthy.
你刚说43000多头母牛? -没错 - 43,000, you say that?║- Yes.
伊萨克地位特殊，它是我们唯一不碰的动物 Isaac is something special.║That's why he's the only animal we don't touch.
你什么意思？║谁要是碰了伊萨克，就会被关进笼子 - What do you mean?║- No touching Isaac. Or we go in the cage.
不过我们鸡多，更简单║因为伊萨克有时候会踢人 It's okay, we have lots of chickens.║And it's easier because Isaac tends to kick a little.
你想进去跟它们见个面吗？ Do you want to meet them?
来 Come on.
它们喜欢被人爱抚喙下面这里 They like it if you stroke them║just under the beak.
你想要一只吗？║不要 - Don't you want one?║- Nah.
别害怕 Don't be afraid.
我不怕这些东西 I'm not afraid. Of these things.
不会伤到它们的，那地方够大 It doesn't hurt them.║There's plenty of room.
它们下蛋都习惯了║你说什么。。。 - They're used to laying eggs.║- Right there, you said something...
完全听不懂，那地方大有什么用？ You've said too much, ok?║There's "plenty of room" for what?
这他妈什么意思？║你觉得我想对这恶心的母鸡做什么？ What the hell is this? Do you think I║want to do it with that ugly chicken?
你觉得我想对这些丑鸡干点啥？ Do you think I want to get║with some ugly chickens?
我们这只是演练，等真有了姑娘才好实战 We're just practicing, until we meet some girls.
你真不该把这说出来，太龌龊了！║你太肮脏了，格雷戈尔 Okay, you shouldn't have said that.║You are a bad man, Gregor!
吃吧，这是格雷戈尔亲手宰的 Dig in. Gregor butchered it himself.
埃韦利奥不下来吃饭吗？ Will Evelio not come down and eat?
不下来，我们可以给他留条鸡腿 No. We'll save a leg for him.
不了，谢谢，我周五不吃鸡肉，周二也不吃 No thanks, I don't eat chicken on Fridays.║Or on Tuesdays.
好在还有奶酪，你呢约瑟夫？ Oh ok, well there's cheese later.║What about you, Joseph?
我不饿║快吃，不然待会儿不许吃奶酪 - I'm not hungry.║- Eat up, otherwise there'll be no cheese later.
无所谓║吃饭时间是现在 - I don't care.║- There's nothing else. We're eating now.
我不喜欢这个，这盘子里装什么都难吃 I don't like it. It tastes bad on this plate.
格雷戈尔，你能不能把小狗盘子给约瑟夫？ Gregor, can't Joseph have the dog plate?
我正用着呢，他有小鸡的 I'm using it. He has the chicken.
他就不能用小狗的吗？他都霸占了一周了 - Couldn't he just try it?║- He had it all week.
只有餐具被重视了，这天才可能是全新的一天，你懂的 Every day is a new day as far as silverware║and plates are concerned. You know this.
-现在小狗盘子给我 -他总是占着小狗盘子 - Yes, and tonight I have the dog plate.║- He always has the dog plate.
我什么都不吃，鸡肉很差 Then I won't eat anything.║The chicken is crap.
吃起来都一样，而且鸡肉也不差 It tastes the same, and the chicken isn't crap.
格雷戈尔，把你的小狗盘子给约瑟夫，像个做哥哥的样子 Gregor, give the dog plate to Joseph.║Be the bigger man.
不给║你可以用我的，我的上面是个猫头鹰 - No.║- Look, you can have mine. There's an owl on it.
我又不是实足傻子，猫头鹰还不如鸡呢 I'm not a complete moron.║The owl's even worse than the bloody chicken.
你很好心，伊莱亚斯，不过猫头鹰绝对是最烂的 It's very sweet of you Elias, but the║owl plate is the worst there is.
所有人都想要小狗盘子 Everyone wants the dog.
格雷戈尔，把小狗盘子给约瑟夫║凭什么总是约瑟夫用这个盘子？ - Gregor, give Joseph the dog plate.║- Why is it always Joseph?
今晚约瑟夫就用小狗盘子。争论结束 Joseph has the dog plate tonight. Job done.
如果你还有反对意见，就到笼子里去说 Any more of this animosity║and you're going in the cage.
别这样，伊莱亚斯║你的奶酪拼盘没了，明白了？ - No, Elias!║- No cheese board for you then?
不 No.
妈的！你怎么又咬人？松嘴║松开 What the fuck! Are you biting again?║Let him go!
放开他，放开他，放开他！ - No!║- Let him go! Let him go! Let him go!
伊莱亚斯。。伊莱亚斯。。格雷戈尔！ - Elias... Elias!║- Gregor!
不 No...
伊莱亚斯！伊莱亚斯！ Elias! Elias!
曾经生活在我们星球的物种，有99.2%都灭绝了 99.2% of all species that have ever existed║on our planet are now extinct.
生物大灭绝，意味60至90%的地球物种集群灭绝 Mass extinction, defined by the death║of 60-96% of all species,
在过去的4.4亿年间，这种情况发生了至少5次 has occurred at least 5 times║in the last 440 million years.
最近的一次是恐龙灭绝，原因不明 The last time was when the dinosaurs║became extinct. There is no clear cause.
怎么了？║讲故事时间？ - Yeah?║- Storytime?
我能一起吗？║当然 - You have room for me?║- Yes, of course.
加百利呢？║他从来不讲故事 - What about Gabriel?║- He never liked storytime.
他更喜欢一个人看 He prefers to read alone.
继续解读，约瑟夫║谢谢，弗朗兹 - Start the interpretation now, Joseph.║- Thank you, Franz.
如果我们能回到过去，纵观所有冰川时期 If we could travel back in time and║let the ice age descend upon us
得出的结论可能会不一样 the outcome would probably be different.
物种、世代和种族的灭亡并无诱因使然，只是它们注定会灭亡 Species, genus, breeds die out not for║a reason. They just do.
人类、动物和植物。我们都面对这一相同的情形 People, animals, plants.║We're all victims of chance.
谢谢，约瑟夫║我们要读另一本吗？ - Thanks, Joseph.║- Should I read another one?
- 好啊。 - 别 - Yes.║- No.
就这本 Yes.
有人吗？ Hello?
埃韦利奥？ Evelio?
有人吗？ Hello?
你不下来看书吗？我们不应该上来的 Aren't you coming down for storytime?║We shouldn't be up here.
他听上去挺健康的，他真的病了吗？║是的，是药物让他有精神 - He sounds pretty chipper. Are you sure he's sick?║- Yes, the medication just lifts his spirits.
我们不应该去打扰他║我想去打个招呼 - We should not disturb him.║- I just wanted to say hi.
听我说，现在马上跟我下去 You heard what I said. Come downstairs now.
我们不应该上来的，而且现在是睡觉时间 We shouldn't be up here.║Plus, it's time for bed.
伊莱亚斯？是时候了║什么是时候了？ - Elias? Elias, it's time.║- What now?
我们得上去看看║不行，他病了 - We need to go upstairs and look.║- We mustn't. He is sick.
别说了，事情完全不对头，帮我一下 Oh, come on. Something's completely║off around here. Help me up.
全是臭奶酪味儿，我们干嘛非得待在这儿？ God, it smells of cheese. Why are we in here?
约瑟夫晚上会来偷奶酪吃，所以弗朗兹把咱俩当保安 Joseph gets into the cheese at night,║so Franz is using us as protection.
他应该把这锁上，给我们换间房 He could just lock the door║and put us in another room.
没有空房了，全被动物占了 There aren't any other rooms.║The animals live there.
加百利？怎么了？ - Gabriel?║- Yes?
这里有好多动物 There are a lot of animals here.
帮我一把 Can you help me here?
好啦，把门踢开║他们会听见的 - Come on. Kick it in.║- They'll hear us?
我们还是遵守这里的规矩吧║把门踢开，快点儿 - Let's stick to the house rules.║- Kick the door down. Do it now!
这门原来是锁着的 It was locked before.
埃韦利奥？ Evelio?
书真不少 Well, there's no shortage of reading material.
话说回来，这些书一股怪味儿，过来闻闻 These books smell really weird.║Come here and smell this.
全是文档资料，没有一本无用的 This is all non-fiction.║There's not a dull book here, Gabriel.
哦，看来他你从他这儿问不出什么了 We won't get much out of him.
你难过吗？ Are you upset?
运气好的话，说不定我们能找到你母亲 Maybe we'll still be lucky║and find your mother.
加百利，我们下楼接着睡觉吧？ Gabriel, let's go back downstairs║and go back to sleep again?
你怎么上去的？ How did you get in up there?
把父亲的本子给我 Give me father's book.
你敢再碰一下父亲的东西，笼子就是为你准备的，明白了吗？ You touch father's things again and║you're going in the cage. Got it?
你们是不是偷奶酪了？让他们呆在这间屋子里风险太大了 Have they been in the cheese? It really║worries me having them in here.
没有，奶酪没少。║发生了什么？ - No. The cheese is progressing nicely.║- What happened?
没事儿，伊莱亚斯，接着睡吧 Ignore the situation, Elias.║Just go back to sleep.
走吧 Let's go.
我说走了，约瑟夫 I said "let's go", Joseph.
伊莱亚斯 Elias?
出界！早上好，加百利。你昨天晚上睡得跟块石头样的 Out! Good morning, Gabriel.║You slept like a log all night.
专心比赛好吧║伊莱亚斯，你过来 - Focus on the game, please.║- Elias, come.
出界║根本没出界 - Out!║- That wasn't out!
我离的最近，所以我来判定。换发球 I'm closest to it, so I call it. Service change.
球落点在界外吗？║它是弹回界内的，继续。 - 继续 - How can it be out when it's there?║- It's just jumped in again. Try and follow.
它没出界║你改发球了 - That one's not out!║- You should serve now.
约瑟夫，你别掺和║都闭嘴 - Joseph, don't interfere.║- Shut up!
好他妈没礼貌，你插什么嘴 I'll be damned. You interrupted me.
别这样，你打断我们了，你不该这样。。。 - Don't do that.║- Yes, you interrupted him. You shouldn't...
闭嘴，闭嘴，闭嘴！你们都有病吗？ Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!║What the hell is wrong with all of you?
我们亲生父亲的尸身就在楼上，你们却可以在这儿打双打 Our father's corpse is lying upstairs, and║you stand around here playing doubles.
我其实更想玩单打，最好是能打循环赛 Yes, I'd prefer to play singles, maybe have║a tournament with two teams.
这样可以燃烧更多卡洛里。。。 - 闭嘴！闭嘴！闭嘴！ - You burn more calories...║- Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
他起床时弄错床边了 Well, he really got up on the║wrong side of the bed.
嗯，让他闹去吧，咱们接着玩。现在零比零 Yeah, just let him roll away. Play on. 0-0.
加百利，对不起 Gabriel, I'm sorry.
我们的确该在他发臭变形前告诉别人 We should have told someone before he║started to smell and look funny.
没错，你们早该告诉别人，你们全都脑子有病 Yes, because you're all completely mental.
对，我知道，不过我们是兄弟，你还是最健全那个，所以。。。 Yes, I know. But we're your brothers,║and you're almost healthy.
我有很多话要跟你说 I have a lot I want to talk to you about.
伊莱亚斯说你曾经有个女朋友 Elias says you had a girlfriend.
楼上的门是我帮你开的 It was me who opened║the door for you up there.
帮帮我们，必须把爸爸弄出去，不然没女孩想来这里 Help us. Dad needs to get out of here.║Not that there were any girls when he was here.
- 女孩？他死了多久了？║挺久了。我们没管他 - Girls? How long has he been dead?║- A long time. We just let him be.
其实跟他活着时没什么区别 We found out there wasn't much of a║difference from when he was alive.
就是我们不用再被关到笼子里了 Apart from the fact we didn't║have to go in the cage any more.
那我们的母亲呢？格雷戈尔？你知道她们在哪儿吗？ And what about our mothers, Gregor?║Do you know where they are?
我们一直都自己过，她们生我们时就死了 We've always been by ourselves.║They all died, when they gave birth to us.
不可能，说实话 No, they didn't. Tell the truth now.
我觉得她们都逃跑了，爸爸不是个好相处的人 I think they just left.║Dad wasn't a nice very man.
我们大概也不好相处。小时候总是吵吵嚷嚷的 And we probably weren't so nice either.║We were very loud babies.
爸爸就整天在地下室做实验 And dad was always working║on his experiments in the basement.
你出界了！ It was out! It was out!
你能帮忙处理爸爸的事情吗？ Will you please help us with dad?
别站在门口。波尔，躲开点 Don't stand in front of the door, Bo.║Move away from the door to hell.
他们到了 They're here.
现在把父亲埋了实在是太反应过度了 It's an insane overreaction to║start burying father now.
还有八个月他就100岁了║- 不 - 他们不会的，我们出去吧 - 不 - The man turns 100 in eight months.║- No, he doesn't. Let's go out there.
父亲的尸体在这儿，没有女孩愿意来的，对吧，伊莱亚斯？ No girls want to come over when your father║is dead. Isn't that right, Elias?
可能有些会来吧。或者你就得去找她们 Some might like it.║Otherwise you'd have to go to their houses
想法进她们闺房 and try to get into their rooms.
- 弗朗兹？ - 不 - Franz?║- No.
- 这里？ - 是的 - What about here?║- Yes.
这里呢？放那边就行 - And here?║- Let's put it over here.
没错了，这儿肯定有神经受压迫了 There's no doubt. It's definitely a trapped nerve.
你能来真是太好了，为了让你那几个兄弟挪出来，我可是费了好大的劲儿 Well, I'm glad you've come. I tried for years║to have your brothers removed.
- 为啥没挪成？- 说来复杂的很 - But why didn't you do it?║- It's complicated.
政府不管，弗莱明又不想搬。好在你来了 I haven't got the authority, and Flemming║wouldn't move them. But now you're here.
埃韦利奥在的时候，他们几个从没这么干净整洁过 I've never seen them so neat║and clean when Evelio was here.
他在地下室工作的时候，会把他们几个关在笼子里好几天 He'd let them sit in those cages for days while║he was working in the basement.
你知道他在研究什么吗？║不知道，我也不想知道 - Do you know what he was researching?║- No, and I didn't want to know.
总之，你来真是太好了，总算有人能照应他们了 But now that you're here,║they can finally be brought up properly.
能把手给我吗？就像这样，很好 Can you give me your arms?║Like that. Good.
小心点，爸爸在里面呢！ Look out for Dad!
你又能走了，加百利，那过来搭把手吧 If you're walking again, Gabriel,║get over here and help out.
加百利，能帮忙就赶紧着 Gabriel, hurry up if you want in!
那是什么书？║从波尔那里借来的《圣经》 - What book is that?║- A Bible, Bo lent me.
我们不能读《圣经》，加百利 ║为什么不能？ - We're not allowed to read that, Gabriel.║- Why not?
爸爸只让看教科书和哲学论文。不过他已经被抬走了 Father allowed only non-fiction, manuals and║philosophical treatises, but he just drove away.
没错，爸爸已经不在这里了║你不信上帝的，加百利 - Exactly. Dad is gone now.║- But you don't believe in God, Gabriel.
我信什么不是关键点，这儿需要改变。来吧 What I believe isn't important, changes║are needed here. Come on.
你干什么呢？ What are you doing?
地下室为什么上锁？║因为我们不能下去 - Why is the basement locked?║- Because we can't go down there.
谁说不行？║我说的，不许去地下室 - Says who?║- I do. No one goes down there.
那是什么书？ And what's that book?
《圣经》是我们西方思想体系的基础 It's widely accepted that the Bible is the║foundation of our Western ideological system.
包含我们文明的运作准则 It's supposed to contain some simple║guidelines on how our civilisation works.
我一直都很想读《圣经》║你会读的，约瑟夫 - I've always wanted to read it.║- And you will, Joseph.
我们也将从《圣经》中探讨如何行事 My idea is that we will have some talks about║how to behave based on the texts in the Bible.
没得谈，你不请自来，还想破坏我们的规矩 That's out of the question! You can't just║come here and change our rules.
那书很愚蠢，加百利 That is a very silly book, Gabriel.
把它当成行为指南，弗朗兹 If it helps, consider it a manual║for how to behave, Franz.
别再说书的事了，话题结束，不再讨论 That book is banned. Job done.║And that's not up for discussion.
跟他说说野鸭子的事，加百利 Tell him about the "Wild Duck", Gabriel.
野鸭子？ The "Wild Duck"?
对，我跟野鸭子幼儿园的苏珊商量过了 Yes. I've spoken with Susan at the║"Wild Duck" kindergarten about the
周三你跟我过去谈复职的事 two of us going down there on Wednesday║to discuss them rehiring you.
那真是太好了║我没法做保证，先看看吧 - That would be alright, I suppose.║- I can't guarantee anything, but we'll see.
你不能再打人了，我们得相互沟通 But you have stop beating each other up,║and start to communicate with each other.
- 沟通？ - 你这是什么意思？ Communicate?║What the hell are you talking about?
加百利是说，为了活下去，我们得想想办法沟通 I think Gabriel is saying that it's paramount║for our survival to communicate with each other.
动物的本能是遗传来的 Our animal instincts are inherited of course,
但我们需要沟通，否则我们就是物种退化了 but we have to communicate, otherwise we will║degenerate and eventually die out as a species.
- 是这意思吧？ - 没错，谢了，约瑟夫 - Wasn't that what you meant, Gabriel?║- Yes. Thank you, Joseph.
我们必须开始用言语取代暴力来解决冲突 We have to resolve our conflicts by║using words instead of violence.
必须要有规章制度 There must be some order, and some system.
我们自有规矩║别说了，弗朗兹 - We have a system, and we have order.║- Hold on now, Franz.
如果我们学会这些事情，女孩们就会送上门 If we learn these things,║then maybe girls will come.
是可能的，我们可以从大扫除和洗衣服做起 Well, we can see about that. But we could║with tidying up and washing our clothes.
动物全养外面，奶酪放厨房里 The animals belong outside,║the cheese belongs in the kitchen,
饭前便后都要洗手 and we should all wash our hands after we've║been to the bathroom, and before eating.
- 还有，我们不能再一起睡了 - 够了！ - And we have to stop sleeping together.║- Now, stop right there!
你不还和伊莱亚斯一起睡呢║我也不会再跟他睡了 - You sleep in the same bed as Elias.║- That also stops now.
简直一派胡言 This is just crazy.
以后没有睡前故事时间了吗？║睡前故事时间可以有，不过。。。 - Does that mean we won't have storytime?║- No. Storytime is fine, but we should...
我们能立个规矩吗？一人说话的时候，其他人想发言 Could we agree on a system where you║raise a hand or another visible limb
就举手，而不是打断别人 when you wish to speak,║instead of interrupting?
好主意，棒极了，约瑟夫 Yes, good idea. Brilliant, Joseph.
好冷啊║努力睡吧 - I'm freezing cold.║- Let's just try it. Go to sleep now.
想想幼儿园和女孩儿们 Think of the kindergarten. And the girls.
哦 Ow.
哦 Ow!
弗朗兹，快来，他想进到地下室去 Franz, you'd better come.║He's trying to get into the basement.
离门远点儿，一边去！ Move away from the door. Away!
为什么我不能看看爸爸过去做过什么？ Why can't I see what our father was doing?
因为我们这里也有规矩 Because we also have some rules here.
不管谁敢进到地下室，就得被就关进笼子里，没得商量 And if you go in the basement,║you go in the cage. That's how it is.
嗨，加百利？ Hello? Gabriel, hey?
那是。。。只鸡。。。║是的。我们不能赶他们出去 - But... there was a hen...║- Yes, we can't keep them out of here.
那鸡长着对。。。牛蹄 It had... hooves.
很可能。但它们像我们一样有权住在这里 That's very possible, but they have just║as much right to live here as we have.
这是另一条荒唐规矩。现在离开那扇门 It is completely ridiculous rule.║Move away from the door now.
伊莱亚斯，进来║我不想进去 - Elias, will you come here?║- No, I will not go in there.
- 进来 - 不要 - Come on.║- No.
来看看这个 Take a look at this.
这有更多有类似畸形的鸡 There are several chickens with║similar deformities here.
这到底怎么回事？ What the hell is going on?
不可能，根本不可能 This shouldn't be possible.
这种变异的携带变异基因的个体是致命的 And regardless, mutations like║these should be fatal to the animals.
和正常群体接触，它们会死的 They should die out quickly when mixed║with the general population, but not here.
但在这里，它们却成了大多数 Here, they are dominant and even║outnumber the normal ones.
那又怎么样？它们危害不了啥，那头牛更糟糕。看着他。 And so what? They do no harm.║That bull is much worse. Look at him.
看它站在那儿，用眼神嘲讽我们，可怕的公牛 See how it's mocking us?║That's a particularly nasty bull.
爸爸一定是改变了它们的基因组，从而打破了物种隔离 Father must have changed their genome║and somehow broken the species barrier.
别再说爸爸了，那不过是只有尾巴的鸡，我们说的是牛 Enough about dad! It's a chicken with a tail,║so what? We were talking about the bull.
我要去地下室 I'm need to get into that basement.
别管了，加百利，你会被关进笼子里的 Please don't, Gabriel.║You'll end up in the cage.
我马上把这些动物弄出去║没事，先别管动物了 - I'll send the animals out now.║- No, no, don't worry about it.
不过。。。 But...
我帮你找女孩的话，你要怎么回报我？ What would you say if I helped║you get some girls?
你能帮我弄来地下室的钥匙吗？ Would you help me get║the key to the basement?
你能找来几个女孩？ How many girls are we talking?
一个。不够吗？║够了。有一个就很好 - One. Isn't that enough?║- Yes, one is very good.
亚伯拉罕为确诊的精神分裂症更严重了 Abraham's undiagnosed schizophrenia║escalates and the voices persist
由于没用抗精神病药物治疗 because he has not received psychiatric help║or been treated with anti-psychotics and
他的病情恶化，那些幻听令他杀死自己的儿子。。。以撒 his condition is aggravated when the voices║command him to slay his own son, Isaac
随后架设了火堆，准备。。。 and subsequently set fire to...
你去哪儿，格雷戈尔？║去下厕所 - Where are you going, Gregor?║- I'm just going to the bathroom.
现在，谁来继续读 And maybe now someone else could read?
发言之前先举手，现在轮到约瑟夫了 Raise your hand if you want to speak.║It's Joseph's turn. Continue, Joseph.
为什么不让其他人接手呢？弗朗兹你来吧？ Shouldn't we let someone else take over?║How about you, Franz?
我只读到他们到了迦南并有了孩子 No. I've only gotten up to the bit where║they come to Canaan and have a child.
就是骆驼总要喝水那段，傻得很 Where the camels constantly║need water? That's so silly.
让约瑟夫来讲，他讲的好 Let Joseph tell the story.║We're enjoying ourselves.
谢谢，伊莱亚斯 Thank you, Elias.
绑住以撒并把他放在准备点燃的柴堆上胁迫他 After detaining Isaac, placing him on a║prepared bonfire and threatening him
他身带利刃，独自前去 with an edged weapon, he brought along,
那声音又命令他不要杀死他的儿子 the voices give a counter-order,║telling him not to kill his son.
大概是受大脑缺氧的影响 Probably because the thinner air on║top of the mountain affects the brain
导致幻觉改变了自身的性格 and makes the hallucination change character.
讲通俗的就行 Can't you just read what it says?
你又打断他，真荒谬！ Interrupting again without raising║your hand? Ridiculous!
你什么意思？加百利║叙述就行，不必释义 - What do you mean, Gabriel?║- Just tell it without your interpretation.
我还没解释意思呢 I haven't made any interpretation yet.
你想我们读这破书，就让约瑟夫按他的方式读║继续，约瑟夫 You wanted us to read that ridiculous book.║Let Joseph do it his way. Go ahead, Joseph.
谢谢，弗朗兹║没剩多少了，从这里开始就乱成一团了 Thanks, Franz. There is not much more.║It's very messy and unstructured here.
亚伯拉罕割开了一只品种不明的羊的喉咙 Abraham cuts the throat of a║non-racially specified male goat
这羊是在前面没提到的树丛里捉到的 which suddenly appears, getting║stuck in a unspecified shrubbery.
伊萨被放了，亚伯拉罕最后把羊烧了。没什么意思 Isaac is released, and Abraham ultimately║sets the goat on fire. It's not very impressive.
但在第23章中。。。║不。我们先停一会儿 - But in chapter 23...║- No, let's stop right here, and talk...
你又打断他了║是啊。你得遵守规矩 - Interrupting again without raising your hand.║- Yes, Gabriel, you must respect the rules.
我们能不能试着别对这些文章发表评论？ Could we try talking about what we║think these stories are really about?
- 我不能只说个大概吧？ - 不行 - I could just go to the summary?║- No!
我不喜欢这本书，也不喜欢亚伯拉罕和撒拉生了以撒，太不现实 I don't like this book, and the fact that Abraham║and Sarah had Isaac. It's completely unrealistic.
生不出孩子，是因为大自然喊了停 If you're unable to have children,║that nature's way of saying stop.
没错，整本书都傻得很║说的好，弗朗兹 - Yes. The entire book is silly.║- But this is good, Franz.
亚伯拉罕和撒拉能有以撒就是奇迹，这便是上帝能做到的 It is a miracle that Abraham and Sarah║have Isaac. That's what God does.
那样跑来跑去的堆叠奇迹也是疯了 It's completely crazy running around,║showering people with miracles like that.
上帝做主，让百岁老人生儿育女 And when God lets 100 year║old people become parents.
先不说这个了，不过你认为。。。 Let's leave that for a while,║but what do you think...
亚布拉罕牺牲儿子是对的吗？ Is Abraham really willing║to sacrifice his own son?
你会为更高尚的目标牺牲自己的孩子和家人吗？弗朗兹 Would you sacrifice your own children and║your own family for a higher meaning? Franz?
说实话，羊死的时候我哭了║是啊，很感人 - I cried a little when the goat died.║- Yes, that part was very touching.
羊很重要吗？║不，羊不重要 - Is the goat important?║- The goat is not so important here, no.
约瑟夫，想想故事告诉了你什么？ Joseph, think about it.║What does the story mean to you?
重要的是你独立思考并反思 The important thing here is to think║for yourself and reflect upon the story.
哦。。。 Well...
我觉得。。。大概是关于羊的事情 Then I would say...║I'll have to go with the goat.
- 我喜欢羊 - 那只羊不错 - I love that goat.║- Yes, the goat is great.
为什么我们没有那样一只羊？ Why don't we have a goat like that, Franz?
- 加百利？ Gabriel?
我能一起下去看看吗？ Can I come with you?
什么都别碰║嗯，当然不会 - You can't... you can't touch anything.║- No, no, of course not.
哇，他可真喜欢动物啊 Wow, he really liked animals.
MT代表什么？ What does "MT" mean?
我觉得应该是那些杂交种的母亲，“某某之母”的缩写 I think it was the mothers of the║crossbreeds. 'Mother To', M.T.
咱们是不是该上去了？ Can we please go back upstairs now?
加百利？ Gabriel?
他制造了多少杂交种？║我不清楚，他们都死了 - How many crossbreeds did he make?║- I don't know. I think they died.
我想只有鸡的实验成功了 I think he only succeeded with chickens.
但这些雌性一定生育了胎儿，他是如何做到的？ But the females should have have║rejected the fetuses. How did he do it?
太惊人了 It's sensational.
等等，什么，现在他超级聪明了？ Oh, come on.║He's twice as clever now?
就因为他整出了这些搞笑的动物？ He made a few funny animals and║now you think he's a super genius?
它们全是死胎，看看，全都粗制滥造 They were stillborn, Gabriel.║Look, this one is really poorly made.
但是鸡的实验成功了 But he succeeded with the hens.
他用不同物种和产蛋的脊椎动物杂交，比如鸡 I think he managed to cross some species with║egg-laying vertebrates, like chickens.
其他的都死了。所以。。。 All others died. So...
这些研究成果应该公布出来，不能就这么藏着 The results should be published, Gregor.║You can't just hide it down here!
他杂交了多少物种？有猪和鸡 How many species did he manage to mix?║We have a pig and a chicken.
牛和火鸡║我不知道，咱快点上去吧， - There's a bull and a turkey.║- I don't know. Let's go back upstairs.
我全看过了，上楼吧 We've seen everything, and now║we'll go back upstairs.
加百利 Gabriel?
过来搭把手，书架后面有东西 Come and help me.║There's something behind this bookcase.
我想上楼去了 I'd really like to go back upstairs now.
我已经兑现了我那部分承诺，现在该你去找女孩了 I think I've kept my part of the bargain.║Now it's your turn to get those girls.
这书架做的太次了║哦不 - That bookcase is very poorly made.║- Oh no!
等下 Wait a minute!
你到底在干啥？啊？ What the hell are you doing? Huh?
哦！ Ow!
哦！哦！ Ow! Ow!
这样不对。他下去偷看了吗？ I don't believe it.║Has he been snooping around downstairs?
是啊，他们把门撬了。看看 Yes, they broke down the door.║Look at that.
伊莱亚斯 Elias...
现在该你学学规矩了，来，把他们扔笼子里去 That'll teach you to follow the rules!║Come on, let's throw them in the cage.
约瑟夫！约瑟夫！快放我们出去！ Joseph! Joseph!║Josepy, open this cage!
约瑟夫！约瑟夫！放我们出去！ Joseph! Joseph, let us out!
约瑟夫！放我们出去！ Joseph! Let us out!!
唉！你个蠢货！ Stupid idiot!
你越叫，我们被关得越久，冷静冷静 If you shout, we'll be in here even longer.║You have to cool off completely.
这根本就不对 This isn't happening.
我们去哪儿找女孩？║还他妈找什么女孩啊 - Where are we going to find those girls?║- We're not finding any fucking girls.
- 你答应过。。。 -没有女孩 - But you promised...║- There are no girls, alright?
有也肯定不理你 And they certainly wouldn't║want someone like you anyway.
这话什么意思？║你照过镜子吗？格雷戈尔 - What do you mean?║- Have you ever looked in a mirror, Gregor?
猜你也没 No. I thought not.
停下，松口 Ow! Stop it! Let go!
- 他们还没冷静下来 - 我们打单打吧 No, they haven't cooled off at all.║We'll play a singles match.
松口！松口！伊莱亚斯 Get off! Let me go! Elias!
加百利，你放松点就能早点出去，我们也能打双打了 Gabriel, if you just take it easy, you'll get out║quicker and we can play double.
现在就把门打开║你自己定的规矩 - Open the door! Now!║- You made the rules, Gabriel.
现在，伊莱亚斯 Right now, Elias!
- 坐在笼子里等着 - 不！ - Just sit down and wait out the cage situation.║- No!
你干什么。。。等等。。。你去哪儿？别走 What are you... Wait a minute, Gabriel.║Where are you going? Come back now.
滚║没人生你气 - Get away from me.║- No one is mad at you.
- 回笼子里就行 - 滚开 - You just need to go back in the cage.║- Piss off!
- 你打我？ - 对，一边去。我要回家 - You pushed me...║- Yes. Get away from me. I'm going home.
- 好，我们回家 - 我去给大家道别 Okay, then let's go home.║Let me just say goodbye to the others.
别跟着我！ I don't want you to come!
我不想要你，白痴 I don't want you, you idiot.
- 你说什么？ - 我讨厌你，伊莱亚斯 - What are you saying?║- I don't like you, Elias.
你把我的生活彻底毁了 Don't you get it?║You've completely ruined my life.
我所有的朋友，女友。所有人！都被你赶跑了 All my friends, all my girlfriends. Everything!║You've chased everyone away.
- 我没有 - 你有 - No, I haven't.║- Yes, you have.
而且你腻歪，丑陋，令人作呕 And you're creepy. And you're ugly.║And you're disgusting.
是个人都没法跟你相处 And you are absolutely║impossible to be around.
伊莱亚斯，你留在这儿，你。。。属于这里 Elias, stay here. You... belong here.
不，我跟你一起，从小你就答应过 No, I belong with you.║You promised me that, when we were kids.
你才蠢，你才丑呢 You're the stupid one!║You're the ugly one!
你就是，加百利 You hear me, Gabriel!
加百利。。。加百利。。。 Gabriel? Gabriel?
好了，约瑟夫，小狗盘子给格雷戈尔，小鸡的给伊莱亚斯 Right, Joseph. Now Gregor gets the dog,║and Elias gets the chicken.
- 他保证过女孩会来的 - 她们不会来了 - He promised he'd bring girls.║- Well, it's not happening, Gregor.
你自己也有错 It's your own fault.
现在， 你也不能回幼儿园工作了 You won't get your job║at the kindergarten back now.
伊莱亚斯，明天能陪我去吗？那就帮了我大忙了 Elias? Could you come with me tomorrow?║That would be a great help.
- 他不行，他跟我们一样 - 我还是能行的 - He can't. He's like us.║- Of course I can.
我们需要加百利║闭嘴，别提加百利了 - We need Gabriel.║- Let's stop talking about Gabriel.
伊莱亚斯，能和我一起去吗？ Elias, could you come?
- 可以 - 谢谢，伊莱亚斯 - Yes.║- Thank you, Elias.
你也能找来女孩吗？║他当然不行 - Can you also find some girls?║- Of course he can't.
只要我想的话就肯定能 I can if I want to.
那你明天能找几个吗？ Would you be able to║get some tomorrow?
我当然能了，但那样做太傻了 I probably could. But that'd be stupid.
- 为什么？- 就是傻，懂不懂？ - Why?║- Well, it is.
她们只有一天来。。。什么？ Then they'll only have one day for... it.
所以她们会准备好。。。就这么办。那我们明天就开始办 They'll have to... We can do that.║We'll do it tomorrow.
好，那我们明天就弄些女人来 Okay, we'll get some women tomorrow.
还有去幼儿园见面的事 And go to the kindergarten too?
- 你好 - 渡船开之前我能待在这里吗？ - Hi.║- Can I stay here until the ferry leaves?
- 可以 - 我正准备炸麻花呢 - 哦？太好了 - Sure. I'm just baking some cookies.║- Really? Lovely.
其实我非常高兴║我们终于有机会谈谈 I must say that I'm very pleased that we║finally have a chance to talk.
幼儿园开办以来，我从没经历过这样的事情 To be honest, I have never witnessed such║an incident in the kindergarten before.
因此我建议你送弗朗兹去进行心理治疗 And I would recommend that you║get Franz some psychiatric treatment.
我们家的人不在心理医生身上花钱，谢谢 Thank you. But our family does not║pay for psychologists.
而且解雇他是不正当的 And there is still the case of║the wrongful dismissal.
我搞不懂，弗朗兹用那个狐狸标本打了卡尔 I don't understand...║Franz beat Carl with that stuffed fox.
我们都明白，让我们都往前看 Yes, alright, we get it.║But I think it's time to move on.
幼儿园里放这样一个狐狸标本也很怪异 And besides, I think it's irresponsible having║a stuffed fox standing around in a kindergarten.
- 你听上去跟在电话里不一样 You sound different from║when we spoke on the phone.
不，我没有 No, I don't.
他们也许只是闹着玩的 Who can say they weren't just playing?
卡尔被打得缝了七针，是因为他不吃奶酪 Carl had to have seven stitches,║because he refused to taste some cheese.
就我所知，弗朗兹和卡尔都有错 As I understand it, Franz and Carl║were equally to blame.
卡尔只有4岁。我得走了。所有孩子都怕弗朗兹 Carl is four years old. You have to leave.║All the children are terrified of Franz.
所有孩子。。。这儿一共就俩孩子 "All the children"? All the children?║You have two children here.
你就是小题大做，小孩怕的东西多了 You make it sound so serious.║Children are afraid of lots of things.
那能因为有些小孩怕扣子，就让大家都披着斗篷到处跑吗？ Some kids are afraid of buttons, but we║can't all wear ponchos, can we?
卡尔和弗朗兹有点小矛盾，院方应该有能力消化 Carl and Franz had a little fight.║You should be able to handle that here.
别辜负了你们的名声 You are called the "Wild Duck" after all.
记住：聋子眼里，跳舞的都是疯子。难道你忘了吗？苏珊 Remember that to the deaf, dancing seems crazy.║Did you forget that, Susan?
现在，咱们通情达理点，弗朗兹明天8点回来上班 Let's be reasonable. Franz will be ready to║start tomorrow morning at eight o'clock.
我还以为你们是来道歉的。在电话里和我通话那人哪去了？ I thought you came here to apologize.║Where is the man I spoke on the phone with?
- 他就坐在这儿。现在，听着 - 你俩马上离开 - He's sitting right here. Now, listen...║- You have to leave now.
很好，我想我们达成共识。既然这样，这个给你 So, we have an agreement.║And... this is for you.
这是什么？ What's that?
要是你认真想想，你可能猜到最后两位数字 If you put your mind to it, you can║probably guess the last two digits.
单位是厘米。打给我，我给你弄顿好的 Just think centimeters.║Call me, and I'll make us a nice meal.
这是我的电话号码，只缺后两位数 It's my phone number,║but without the last two digits.
- 你什么意思 - 好吧，后两位是21 - What does it mean?║- Oh, come on. The last two digits are 21.
35 87 56 21 35875621.
我以前的号码是39 17 02 02。这个笑话完全用不上 My old number was 39170202.║That doesn't work as a joke though.
但后面两位是21的话，你可以假装你有巨大的。。。 But with 21, I can say that I have a whopping...║Oh, never mind. You're not listening anyway.
滚出去，不然我就叫警察了 Get out, or I'm calling the police.
- 她在打断我们，你看到了吗？- 我当然看到了 - She interrupted, Elias. Did you hear that?║- I heard it.
那我就管不了了║怎么回事？你们想干嘛？ - It's out of my hands.║- What's happening? What's going on?
弗朗兹什么时候能回去上班？ When can Franz start again?
岗位一空出来，他就能复职。不过，弗朗兹 When a position becomes vacant,║he can rejoin. But, Franz?
你复职以后离那狐狸远点 When you come back,║stay away from the fox.
- 至少刚开始要注意 - 谢谢，伊莱亚斯，谢谢 - At least in the beginning.║- Yes. But thanks, Elias. Thank you very much.
没人这样帮过我║家人应该互相帮助 - No-one's done anything like this for me before.║- Well, family needs to stick together.
加百利从不明白这点 That's something that Gabriel║never understood.
那我们找女孩去？ What do you say we find ourselves some chicks?
要是没人想跟我们怎么办？║好问题 - What if no one wants to hook up with us?║- That's funny.
那将是我有史以来第一次失手 It would be the first time in history║I couldn't score.
这地方一股尿骚味儿 This place smells like pee.
这可都是精挑细选的啊║不，就一个女孩 - An excellent selection.║- No, there's only one girl, Elias.
依据岛上的人口数。。。║还有一个，现在有两个了 - But in relation to the island's population...║- There's another one. There are two now.
- 我要玩拼图那个 - 不，我选她了 - I'll take the one with the jigsaw.║- No, I'll take her.
不，织毛衣那个归你，她更劲爆 No, you don't. You can have║the one knitting. Wow, she's hot.
- 凭什么你们先选？ -这不公平，伊莱亚斯 - Why do you get first pick?║- It isn't fair, Elias.
- 不，确实不公平 - 你们来看望什么人吗？ - No, it's not.║- Excuse me. Are you here to visit someone?
是的，当然是。我们来自一个志愿者协会，叫。。。 Yes, of course we are.║We're volunteers from...
- 奶酪 - 应该先上这个 - Franz, the cheese.║- It must be cut and plated first.
你不就是那个在外头到处乱跑的人吗？ Haven't I seen you running around outside?
对，是我。我在跟自己的身体结构上的残障做斗争 Yes, I struggle with the fact║that I am anatomically challenged.
我也一直跟严重的过度肥胖做斗争。哦！ I also struggle with obesity.
- 我太瘦了 - 你们真不知羞耻 - And I'm too thin.║- Shame on you.
居然嘲笑身体结构有缺陷的人 Making fun of the anatomically challenged.
我们这里有些健身器材，你们想看的话 We have sporting facilities here,║if you'd like to see them?
- 我很想 - 跟我来 - I would like that.║- Come on.
你这儿也有桑拿房吗？ Have you got a sauna?
约瑟夫，你不想吃点奶酪吗？ Joseph? Don't you want any cheese?
他要是想跟那肥妹走，随他去吧║见色忘义 Let him run off with that plump little pig║if he wants to. She's too young for this place.
拼图姑娘是我的，打毛衣那个呢？ Hey, hey, jigsaw lady is mine.║You get the knitter. Where's she?
- 她迷上了格雷戈尔 - 我要带这个 - She was crazy about Gregor.║- I'll take this one then. I called dibs.
- 她叫英格.丽思 - 英格.丽思，到我这儿来 - She's called Ingrid Lis.║- That's right. Ingrid Lis, come here.
- 她想跟我走 - 不行，看，我这儿有奶酪 - No, she's coming with me.║- No. Look, Ingrid Lis. I have cheese.
算了吧，她有乳糖不耐症，对奶制品过敏。来吧 Stop it, Elias. She's lactose intolerant.║She's allergic to milk. Just go.
我更想和弗朗兹一起 I prefer Franz.
好的，我们回头给你汇报。好，再见 Yes, alright. We'll get back to you. Goodbye.
我们会通知医院，明天派辆面包车跟着渡船过来 If we say the word, they'll send an║ambulance on the ferry in the morning.
这次他们逃不掉的║要是他们被送走，我们小镇就要从地图上消失了 - There's no other way this time, Flemming.║- If they leave, we'll be deleted from the map.
确定苏珊表妹真的不是摔倒而已吗？ Can we be absolutely sure that║cousin Susan didn't just slip and fall?
我以前就总看见她被那些小孩绊倒 I've seen her trip over those kids║before, and her own feet.
她不但脑震荡了，还少了颗牙，他们这次太过分了 She has a concussion and she lost a tooth.║They've crossed the line this time.
没有加百利在家盯着他们，那就是定时炸弹 Without Gabriel in the house║they're a ticking time bomb.
英格丽德说的对，他们四个都该在医院待着 I have to agree with Ingrid that they║belong in a hospital. All four of them.
这都是你的错，你来之前，埃韦利奥在房间里好好 This is all your fault. Evelio was fine up║in that room until you came along.
别说了，爸爸！║他们在笼子里待的还不够久吗？ - Shut up, Dad!║- Haven't they spent enough time in a cage?
你不能这样抛弃你的家人 You can't just abandon your family like that.
难道你不该查清你母亲的下落吗？ And what about finding out║what happened to your mother?
你算是什么人啊？ What kind of person are you anyway?
闭嘴，你连自己的岛都管不好 Oh, shut up, Flemming. You haven't done║such a good job running this island!
这辈子头一回你能做个正确决定。现在就做吧 For the first time in your life, you can║do the right thing. Do it now!
你不进去吧？ You're not coming in?
谢谢你今天做的一切 Thank you so much for today.
有你在这儿真好 I'm happy you're here.
好吧 Okay.
伊莱亚斯？ Elias?
你还来得及改主意，加百利 There's still time to change║your mind, Gabriel.
你就这么没心没肺吗？那是你自己的亲人啊！ Where's your heart, man?║It's your own family.
爸，算了吧，上车吧，船要开了 Dammit, Dad, shut up!║Come on. The ferry's leaving.
上车吧，加百利，上车！ Come on, Gabriel. Come on!
如我说的一样，它回来了 It's just as I said. It's back!
埃伦，看。。，埃伦 Ellen... Ellen, look!
那双脚真怪异║是的，它回来了 - Those are some weird feet.║- Yes. He's come home.
那只鹳鸟长的人一样的脚║不，我不这么认为 - That stork had human feet.║- No, I don't think so.
- 上车吧，加百利 - 它还有个兔唇 - Come on, Gabriel.║- And it had a harelip.
我们得离开这儿，船要开了，快上车 Let's get out of here. The ferry's leaving.║Come now.
我很抱歉，埃伦 I'm sorry, Ellen.
行动取消，回医院去，这里由当地政府接手 We're cancelling the action. Go back to the║hospital. The council will take over.
- 见鬼，你不是来真的吧 - 我是，加百利回来了 - Dammit, Flemming, you can't be serious.║- Yes, I am. Gabriel is back.
- 你考虑清楚 - 带着你的人离开这儿 - You're fucking kidding me.║- Ingrid, get your people and get out.
你要干什么，加百利？ What are you doing, Gabriel?
不要这样。加百利，不，加百利 Oh no, you don't!║Gabriel, no! Gabriel!
不，不要去下面 No, you can't go down there!
不，加百利 Gabriel, no!
出来吧 Come on.
出来吧，伊莱亚斯，里面太恶心了 Come on out, Elias.║That cage is filthy as hell.
混蛋家伙，他把一切都毁了 Dammit, he's destroyed everything.
那里面有什么？ What's in there?
那是什么？║我们的母亲们 - What are those?║- Those are our mothers.
她们怎么在那儿？ Why are they in there?
因为爸爸实在是有病║那是爸爸干的吗？ - Because our father was a very sick man.║- Did Dad do that?
为什么？ Why?
像我们一样，爸爸他不能生育，但他找到了一个解决办法 Dad was born sterile, just as we all are.║But he found a solution.
他把自己的干细胞和各种动物精子进行混合 He inseminated our mothers with different║types of modified animal semen
再用这个给我们的母亲们受精 mixed with his own stem cells.
但这样行不通不是吗？只和母鸡 But it didn't work, did it?║Only with the chickens.
对，刚开始行不通。他给他第一任妻子受精了14次 No, not at first. He inseminated║his first wife a total of fourteen times.
1960年10月，实验成功了 In October 1966 he finally succeeded.
他创造出他的第一个孩子。男孩 He created his first child, a son.
用的是公牛伊萨克二号的精子 With semen from the bull Isaac the Second.
三年之后，他又实验了一次 Three years later he repeats the experiment.
这次用的是猫头鹰的 This time with an owl.
又是一个男孩 And get's another boy.
然后。。。他在1969年的笔记中写到 And in 1969 he wrote in his journals
这两个孩子均达不到他的期望 that his first two children did not║live up to his expectations.
所以决定放弃他们 So he... he abandons them.
他的“猫头鹰人”和“公牛人”，他是这样称呼他们的，被送养走了 He gave away his 'owl-man' and his║'bull-man', as he calls them.
随后，他尝试制造了“鸡人” And instead tried to create a 'han'.
那伊莱亚斯是半牛半人了？ So Elias is part bull?
对，他是“公牛人”，听着 Yes, he's a bull-man. Pay attention.
伊莱亚斯有11.4%的公牛基因 Elias is 11.4% bull
余下的88.6%来着父亲和那边那位她 and 88.6% father, and that woman.
这意味着他是牲口棚中的伊萨克的半个兄弟 That means that it's his half-brother║Isaac up in the barn.
不再是了，他不是了║那我是什么？ - He's not there any more.║- What am I then?
你有9.5%来自老鼠，约瑟夫 You are 9.5% mouse, Joseph.
我是个老鼠？║对。格雷戈尔，你来自狗 - I'm a mouse?║- Yes. And Gregor, you're a dog.
拉布拉多，准确的说，有10% Labrador. Exactly 10%.
我是狗？你早就知道了？ - I'm a dog?║- You knew about this?
你为什么不早说？ Why didn't you say something?
我愿意知道自己部分来自狗 I would like to have known I was a dog.
那你是什么？弗朗兹 What are you, Franz?
弗朗兹是鸡 Franz is a chicken.
我不是鸡。我有15%来自鸡，我是个“鸡人”，一个鸡人类，完全两个概念 I'm not a chicken! I'm 15% chicken.║I'm a chicken-man! Totally different!
跟我的9.5比起来，15%很多了 15% is a lot more than 9.5%.
是的。爸爸试着增加动物所占比重，在我身上成功了 Yes, Father tried to increase the animal║percentage and he succeeded with me!
- 我是老鼠，比鸡强 - 你懂什么，约瑟夫 - I'm mouse. That's better than chicken.║- You don't know anything, Joseph!
规则完全不同 The rules are totally different!
- 狗是最好的 - 这是完全不同的系统 - Dogs are best.║- It's a completely different system!
你只有10%的狗，格雷戈尔 And you're only 10% dog, Gregor!
我身上的鸡成分比你的狗的多 I'm actually far more chicken than you are dog.
- 鸡比狗差多了，弗朗兹 - 够了，我靠 - Chickens are inferior to dogs, Franz.║- Stop this, dammit!
加百利能决定。我们也应该知道他是什么，对吧？ Gabriel can decide!║And you want to know what he is?
告诉你们他是什么吧，事实上，他是猫头鹰！ I'll tell you what he is!║He's an owl!
我有7.1%的猫头鹰基因║猫头鹰绝对是最烂的 - I am 7.1% owl.║- And the owl is the absolute worst.
所以，鸡还算不错了 So maybe it's not so bad being a chicken.
她们为什么会死呢？她们生下我们不就可以了？ How did they die?║Why couldn't they just give birth normally?
我想，她们本可以活下来的。但是父亲不喜欢做复杂的手术 I think they could have. But father║didn't care for complicated surgeries.
所以他选择了致命的剖腹产║啊！那一定很痛 - So he performed a fatal caesarean.║- That must have been very painful.
爸爸总说：“一命换一命” Like father used to say, "A life for a life."
我们真的永远不能有孩子吗？ Is it true we can never have children?
我们是两个物种的杂交。杂交生物基本上都不能繁育 We're a cross between two species.║Hybrids are almost always sterile.
但既然爸爸可以，我们为什么不行？ But if father could, why can't we?
你怎么还坐在这里面啊？伊莱亚斯，出来吧 Why are you in there, Elias?║Come on out.
对不起║现在别管这些了 - I'm sorry.║- Don't worry about that.
你也应该道歉，你说的那些话很伤人 You should apologise too.║What you said to me was very harsh.
- 对 - 真伤人 - Yes.║- Yes, it was.
而且，那不是真的，你对我说的很多话都不是真的 And it wasn't true. Much of what║you said about me isn't true.
好吧 Okay.
我不是有意的，我。。。 I by no means, I...
我想我对那些鸡，还有伊萨克，干了错失。。。 I think I made a mistake with those║chickens... and with Isaac.
-就像我总做的那个梦，现在我有话说。。。 It's like that recurring dream of mine.║And I have to say this...
你别反驳我 Don't contradict me.
我没有。。。 I'm not...
我不十分正常，加百利 I'm not quite normal, Gabriel.
我完全不正常 I'm not.
我们没人是正常的 Well, none of us are really.
快出来吧，伊莱亚斯 Come on out, Elias.
我能抱下你吗？ Can I give you a hug?
我还没机会洗手，我可以抱吗？ I've not had a chance to wash my hands.║But can I?
就这样 And that's how it came to pass║that the brothers whom nature
大自然发给的一手烂牌的兄弟们║走在了一起 had dealt an impossible hand║came together.
埃韦利奥的地下室成就了他们的经历 And with the help of Evelios' basement,║they were allowed to experience
世间的生命都是奇迹 how every life truly is a miracle.
不论美与丑、胖与瘦、善与恶、老或少 Every creature, beautiful and ugly,║fat and thin, good and evil,
亦或动物和人类，或者兼而有之 children and old people,║animals and humans,
无论出自谁，来自哪儿 and everything in between that was║created by anyone, anywhere.
尽管岛上的老人依然害怕这几个兄弟 And although the old people on the║island were still afraid of the brothers
害怕在地下室发生的那些人尽皆知的实验 and of the things everyone knew║went on down in that basement,
但他们依然选择尊重，对他们而言 they accepted that sometimes║those were the conditions
理由很简单，生命至上 for the very simple reason║that life is life.
其他都次之 And that the alternative is not preferable.